You Lose, You Get A Wedgie 6 by Jake9820, literature
Literature
You Lose, You Get A Wedgie 6
“YAAAGH!”  Cody’s shriek rang out as his buddy, Jake, gave his dorky tighty whities a good tug. The two friends had been going at it for a while now, a back and forth war of wedgies, ever since Jake had done it that first time at the sleepover. Today, they’d been throwing a ball at the wall from Cody’s bed, and Jake took the opportunity to get Cody back while Cody was retrieving the ball from beneath the bed. Jake just laughed as he pulled. At this point, he wasn’t surprised by how stretchy Cody’s briefs were. He had even stretched several pairs of his friend’s underwear, and this pair was no exception as they both heard the fabric popping as threads tore. Jake pulled until both leg holes of the briefs were visible, a standard he was now used to, before letting the briefs bunch up at the back of Cody's shorts. Free of the harsh pulling, Cody finally backed up from beneath the bed and stood up, immediately beaming the ball at Jake. “You suck, Jake.” He muttered, glaring at his friend. Jake laughed and dove backward on the bed to avoid being hit by the ball. He sat up again, watching Cody attempt to shove his underwear back down and fix the wedgie. “You left yourself wide open that time!” He said with another laugh. Cody knew Jake was right, but it didn’t make it less annoying. He was even struggling with his underwear. “Why do you always have to stretch them? I never do that to yours.” He said, his voice bordering on a whine. “You’re gonna have to get me new underwear if you keep stretching them like that.” He shook his head as he finally got the waistband back into place around his waist, annoyed when Jake responded with a laugh. “Ooo I get to buy you new underwear? How about Pokemon theme?” Jake joked, laughing at the idea of his best friend in cartoon briefs. “Shut up.” Cody said, blushing. He tried to look for an opening to get Jake back, but it was not going to happen right now. They were interrupted as Cody’s twin, Connor, walked back into the room. “That was a long time in the bathroom, Connor.” Jake grinned, directing his mischief at the other twin now. “Having a little too much fun?” He joked. Connor rolled his eyes and ignored Jake. “Why were you yelling?” He asked his brother. It always seemed like either Jake or Cody was shouting about something whenever he left them alone, and he wasn’t sure why. “Jake was just being a loser.” Cody said, glaring at Jake again. “Says the guy in tighty whities.” Jake shot back with a grin, making Cody blush again and go quiet. Connor smiled a little, knowing that Jake commonly teased Cody for his underwear ever since he’d found out about it. He saw Carter walking up to the house as he glanced out the window. “Carter’s here.” He said, making no move to get up. Cody quickly opened the window. “Hey Carter! Door’s open!” He called down to the other guy, who looked up with a surprised expression that made them all chuckle. Ten seconds later, Carter had joined them in the twins’ room.  “You guys are so weird.” Carter said with a grin as he walked into the bedroom and sat in the chair he always sat on. “What’s up?” He asked, looking at each of his friends. Cody had decided to sit back with Jake on his bed again and had laid on his back. “Not a lot, we were just kind of waiting for you.” He told Carter. “Truth or dare, right?” Jake asked, reaching over and poking Cody in the stomach, making Cody laugh and curl up to avoid being poked again. Carter looked excited. “Yeah, let’s do it!” He said. These games were always fun with this group of friends. Connor was cool with it too, but Cody looked a little more hesitant. Without Arlan around, he would be the only one who actually wore what Jake referred to as “nerd undies.” But he couldn’t be the only one to say no to the game. “Fine. I call going last.” He said. “Sure. I’ll even go first.” Carter said with a grin, leaning forward. “”I was gonna go first.” Jake said, but he did not pursue it. “Truth or dare?” “Truth.” Carter said quickly. “Start off easy.” Jake was going to start speaking, but Cody asked first. “Boyfriend or girlfriend?” He asked, watching Carter curiously. “Like do I have a girlfriend? Not yet.” Carter replied, not minding that question at all. “Connor, truth or dare?” Connor looked up, not expecting it to be his turn. “Uhhh dare. Remember to start off easy.” He said. The game lasted for about an hour, each of the guys carrying out embarrassing dares. By the end, Jake had been dared to spend the next couple of hours without his shorts, and Carter was wearing a pair of Cody’s tighty whities over his shorts. Connor’s pants were wet, thanks to a dare involving ice, and Cody had gotten off relatively unharmed. Everyone was laughing by the time things wrapped up. “I’m gonna change.” Connor said, standing up and grabbing a new pair of underwear and some shorts. “Carter, you see the time?” Carter checked his phone. “Oh crap! I told my Mom I would be home 5 minutes ago!” He said, hurriedly standing up and removing the tighty whities from around his waist as his friends snickered at him. Cody and Jake followed him down the stairs. “Thanks for having me, see you guys.” Carter ran out the door. “Later.” Cody and Jake both said and headed into the kitchen while Connor went for the bathroom. Cody was checking for a snack in the pantry and found a package of oreos. “Want some?” He asked Jake, bringing them over to the counter. “Sure.” Jake said, although he was preoccupied. He had positioned himself behind Cody, and, as soon as he heard Connor shut the bathroom door, he grabbed Cody’s briefs and began with another wedgie. Cody was ripping a paper towel in half and wasn’t aware of anything until he felt the fingers on his waistband. He didn’t even have time to brace himself as he felt Jake yank his underwear up. “Ahhh! Come onnnn!” He whined, grabbing at the back of his shorts as his underwear went higher. “Jake let go you idiot.” He said, trying not to be too loud, but Jake had other plans. With another good pull, he had Cody bent slightly over the counter and was nearly lifting his feet off the ground. “I end up without pants and almost nothing happened to you.” He chuckled with a determined grin as he pulled continuously, then he pantsed Cody about halfway for extra embarrassment. Cody was not expecting that and immediately reached for his shorts to pull them back up again, unable to do anything about the wedgie but wait it out until Jake let go. Jake was laughing because of how stretched out Cody’s briefs were. “I think...” He said, and he began trying to get the waistband up to Cody’s head. He pulled and pulled, despite Cody’s groans and obvious wedgie pain. Finally he gave one more hard pull and Cody squealed loudly, so he let go without getting the atomic wedgie. “Maybe next time.” He said, snickering as he stepped away to give Cody some room. Cody groaned again as his briefs finally got some slack. Without even looking, he could tell how stretched they were. “Yeah, next time.” He said weakly as he slowly stood back up and fixed his wedgie. Now Jake really had a leg up on him. They could hear Connor coming back toward the kitchen, so he quickly shoved the stretched material back into his shorts. Connor walked in. “Ooo oreos.” He said, oblivious to the monster wedgie his twin had just received as he grabbed a paper towel and put some oreos on it. “What’d I miss?” He asked, noting the quiet. “Nothing.” Jake and Cody said in unison, looking at each other. Jake’s expression was a smirk, and Cody looked determined to get revenge, though his pain was still betrayed by his slow walk. Jake had won this time, but Cody would not let his guard down next time.